Matt

Has the ability to take any good quarterback and plunge their career straight into the ground

Brent: Did you hear Matt traded for Tom Brady whose overall is a 99.

Omar: Naw man that aint Falco he finna be a 87 now after throwing 32 interceptions.

by JesuoreRex September 6, 2012

Matt

what grizzly adams looks down at in the shower

No, I don't know how big my penis is... my matt is hiding it

by I'mOldGreg July 13, 2010

Matt

An Asian piece of shit

He is such a matt

by Yung_Boi June 25, 2018

Matt

7

Matt has a 7 inch dick.

by fireboss1 February 8, 2017

Matt

A person who can never get his way. He is always talking like he has plugs up his nose and a fork in his throat, but he knows we be just messin. He has an obsession with saying words about people that like the other sex and sometimes saying it about his XBOX friends and likes freshman. But at the end of the day he is pretty chill. Plus he can't inhale but you will have to ask him about that story.

WOW, look at Matt hooking up with that freshman, NICE!

by AlCohen24 October 13, 2011

Matt

An amazing boy that can light up you day just by being around you. He seems a little outgoing but that's what makes him unique! He isn't afraid to speak his mind when around friends, but gets shy when he is faced by other people. Not normally a fight but fights for what he loves if necessary. He loves sports (maybe a little too much) but all in all he is a supportive guy that can make just about anyone smile. Any girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend for his loyalty exceeds the limits. He will stay by your side through thick and thin. Don't let a Matt go because he's one in a million!!

Girl: Matt, come hangout with us!!
Matt: No, my day is taken by my gf

by Foxyfire19 October 1, 2019

Matt

Matt from Wii sports. The messiah.

Matt is a god.

by Yeetman27 September 26, 2019