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by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Sexy, hot, irresistible, funny, and even hotter if they are a rising capricorn
Person one: yo who is that? They are so sexy, hot, irresistible, funny and it would be hot if they were a capricorn.
Person two: god that must be Mariah
by Sexypersonwhoknowseverything November 24, 2021
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You carry
No one caries like Mariah :)
by haha g@y December 7, 2021
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My best friends girlfriend that i stole from him
I’m better than he was with mariah”
by MJtherealJordan January 3, 2022
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A Mariah is one crazy person. Boy oh boy. Whenever they are around they are always messing around and making jokes that aren’t even funny. They get so fired up whenever you talk about their experience in clown collage so remember not to bring it up in front of them unless you really truly actually want to get slapped in the face. They are about the height of a small pig and play basketball like Aaron Rodgers so make sure to compliment them next time you see them. Also a Mariah is a gangsta and eats popsicles with her teeth.
: Hey is that a Mariah?
: Heck yeah! That’s one bad@$$ gangsta momma.
by One Bad@$$ grandma February 21, 2022
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Mariah is the school homie hopper, she's the girl that will get with your best friend the night of the school dance after you made her a proposal a week before, shell manipulate you and date all of your friends on purpose, she's the girl that breaks every guy's heart in her hometown, Yet shes the prettiest girl you'll ever see, brown curly hair, beautiful sparkly eyes, the prettiest face, and her personality is the most gorgeous part of her, but that's the thing, the prettiest girls are always gonna be the ones that break your heart, don't date Mariah.
Did you hear that Mariah broke up with _____ for his best friends? I thought she was different.
by SheBrokeYouBro March 3, 2022
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THE SHIT!!! mariah is funny as hell. i can’t even put into words how amazing this person is. once you meet your mariah you won’t need any other friends. she’s super trustworthy, supportive, sweet, beautiful, any good word you can think of to describe someone fits with Mariah.
Omg, I was talking to Mariah the other day and we were laughing so hard we were crying!
by randonumber1 April 25, 2022
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