by VibingScythe April 13, 2021
if you ever meet someone named luigi- this will be the best thing to happen in your entire life. he’s super intelligent, witty, funny as hell, and the sexiest man to walk this earth. this man has attractive features like his smile, eyes, bone structure, lips, etc. his face captivates you within seconds and he is definitely someone you never want to let go. he is extremely athletic and is a super cool person to be around. he may be shy at first but once you get to know him he is the life of the party. never betray his trust because he does not open up to a lot of people so if are one of the people he chooses, you should feel deeply honored. he gives the best hugs and cares deeply for those that are near to his heart.
by sheeeshhhh April 08, 2021
by K.A. Chow March 07, 2023
Despite having many commendable and impressive qualities, Luigi is never quite able to step out of Mario’s shadow, possibly due to the latter’s majestic beard game and Mediterranean looks. Luigi is an accomplished plummer with much experience in pipes, hence the catchphrase ‘oh yeah’ and membership of the smash bros. Despite in many ways being Mario’s bitch, there is much to admire about Luigi in his generosity, honesty and good craic, although there is room to improve in his communication skills.
by It’saMario November 15, 2021
A known convicted drug addict that is disguised as a plumber protecting the mushroom kingdom. He assassinates mushrooms and has been caught 7 times. 4 of those times were for vandalism. He is wanted and is very harmful to all the mushroom kingdom residents. If you see his iconic green cap, with a L decal on the front, run to the nearest phonebooth and contact your loved ones; for he will murder you upon exit of the booth. rip your organs out of your chest, specifically your liver, and sell them to your family. He cannot be persuaded or moved; he will get back up and kill you anyway.
Goomba: Oh. My. FUCKING GOD! IS THAT LUIGI AND HIS BROTHER MARIO!?
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BoxCat6769 February 14, 2022
by SoyyBeen November 13, 2018