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Kieran

Kieran is a absolute hench person with a cock the since of a sky scraper. He can use his cock as a chair and have room to share.

He is a loving person and always thinks about others. Great gamer and loves with all his heart, he knows his way around the bed and proves to the girls he knows how to pleasure them.
Son: Dad what inspired you.
Dad: A handsome man named kieran
Son:why
Dad: Because he showed me how to pleasure your mum
by Kierans1#fan January 31, 2025
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A Kieran

A term used when someone is fat, and is often mistaken with a Tyler due to many similarities of creepiness and being generally the most lazy person you've met. Kieran's often speak to there Mums with no respect even though without them they wouldn't know how to function with society. For an example watch south park as there is many similarities to Eric Cartman. Kieran's often have the IQs equivalent to a packet of Smash mash.
Are you going to work or are you being a Kieran today. There's a boulder rolling down that cliff, oh wait its just a Kieran, Respect your parents and don't be a Kieran.
by Altomp February 19, 2025
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Kieran

Tall.

Kieran is simultaneously the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and also a total tease. He enjoys bad puns, The Doors, and calling people short.
"Kieran called me short today" "Yeah he does that"
by c0ccinelle April 3, 2025
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Kieran Pace

A rapid and sustainable rate of alcohol consumption.
Slow down Greg! You're drinking at a Kieran Pace
by Stinkbear December 1, 2022
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kieran

uhh fuck wait

Me: me and kieran broke up -1 bitches,,,,
someone: KILLYOURSEL
by Silbur December 4, 2022
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Kieran stemp

A man that loves to be dominated by a 6 foot 3 inches woman
by Lukebennett5408 August 20, 2023
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Kieran

The cutest, most adorable little femboy kitten; made to be ploughed, bred and manhandled.
OwO Kieran, you're such a good boy!
by Davida El-Allahshad September 14, 2023
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