Kieran

An absolute waste of oxygen, a humour vampire who is the human equivalent of a turkey sandwich. If you are on cloud nine, he’s on cloud ten. He’ll remind you frequently how vanilla he is and will get a shit tattoo saying #wild. You would fuck his mum though

I’m going to paint my hallway Kieran, the beigest of beige

by Dave Davidson March 19, 2022

Kieran

Dumb, slow, slut

FATTY

Girl 1: who is that fucking fatty?
Girl 2: that must be Kieran

by ifockedurmum November 12, 2023

Kieran Pace

A rapid and sustainable rate of alcohol consumption.

Slow down Greg! You're drinking at a Kieran Pace

by Stinkbear December 1, 2022

kieran sibbald

a hot male with a massive willy and lots of friends #loganCurrieIsGay

do u know that hot guy kieran sibbald x

by sexmanny321 January 17, 2018

Kieran

Some stupid saizeriya loving dickhead that requires jesus to do a checkup on his tastebuds cuz god damn saizeriya is just microwaved food from 7 eleven charged with a premium

You love saizeriya....? You must be the most basic Kieran ever

by SirSavageThe21st December 6, 2021

Kieran Bateup

he gets mucho pussy, but doesnt talk much and is always super edgy. he always wears a black mask, even when he doesnt need to. he also carries everyone at spanish.

people: oh my god its Kieran bateup
kieran: ......

by #1 Sam bird fan May 10, 2021

Kieran

tall

The Kieran over there sure is tall

by MacaroniTrain November 7, 2021