Jeremy

Someone who appreciates jokes about death and sadness out of an innate fear of both death and sadness.

Person 1: Why isn't a pencil like life?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because a pencil has a point.
Person 2: You're such a Jeremy.

by Admiral Foxface December 5, 2019

Jeremy

Male that can’t admit they are hurt.

He is such a Jeremy!

by Jessink October 27, 2020

Jeremy

A winey piece of shit that thinks everyone cheated.usually the youngest and dumbest

Jeremy is such a pussy

by Truthteller420024 November 27, 2017

Jeremy

a piece of shit sucks at football and gay

He such a fucking Jeremy

by Hellobitchyoucantfuckwithme January 18, 2018

Jeremy

Jeremy is short for asshole, often known as a jerm.

That guy is such a Jeremy

by Saltayyyy June 6, 2020

Jeremy

He's the jerk you go on one date with and then you decide, "yeah this is a mistake". Then he gets pissed and feeds everyone lies.

person: "OMG did you hear what Jeremy said about you?!"
me: "yep"

by cinnamonroll123456789 March 9, 2020

jeremy

jeremy gaging a man with a dirty sock then jerking off till you cum on his face then smacking him in the face with a dog shit covered newspaper while screaming about the dishes that need done the kicking him in the chin and while hes down on the floor pissing on him and spitting on him then crouching down shitting on the floor by his face pushing it down on the shit and saying no more wire hangers while you beat him with one repeatedly then cramming your cock in his ass and fuck him till hes bleeding then slicing his nuts with a razor and thanking god for creatimg such a fowl smelling piece of shit

i jeremy a guy yesterday lol

by crs June 14, 2019