by Filipp September 13, 2008
by eatmyassrachel May 26, 2019
When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"
and "turtle head sticking out"
by B-rizzleness December 13, 2006
A term referring to masturbation
by bamitm December 05, 2011
When two girls have faces extraordinarily close (foreheads and noses touching), the space between lips.
by Iron Pony January 27, 2012
by Jacque Lyn March 30, 2008
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
by drones November 02, 2014