Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence

I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness

by Mad Phil November 13, 2011

in-store movie

The movie being shown on the televisions displayed in a store. A free, legal way of watching a movie, but rare and comes with the risk of looking like a dumbass.

Hey! The in-store movie today is Star Trek! Let's watch!

by TheWorks December 14, 2009

farm store

The Royal Farms stores are often called this in the baltimore area

let's go down the farm store and get some chicken and western fries

by coronavirusbmore April 12, 2020

something store

An online store that sells the randomness.

I want something from Something Store for my birthday!

by memoknapp May 27, 2010

The UPS Store

The Ultimate The UPS Store Exists in Wayne Pa

Dennis, Michael, Akeem, and Maria are The Ultimate The UPS Store

by GroundPile January 1, 2012

Food Store

A white trash definition for the grocery store. Since they are white trash and do not use groceries, utensils or any other conventional items, all they need it for is food. However the only food they buy is spaghetti, ground beef, hot dogs and pizza.

"Herb!! Take me to the food store"

by Adam Skrodzki May 11, 2006

hardware store

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."
"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

by John C. Peterson January 3, 2008