Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

by BearAKA March 4, 2013

hood baby

A baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the AM.

"On yonder corner is a hood baby."

by ithildhelma November 28, 2007

good in the hood

Its asking is what you've been up to.

Yo was good in the hood , nothing dog just chillin.

by Damn it's pk August 10, 2017

Hood on the Chicken

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.

Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"

by Pale Rider August 26, 2020

Hooded Fang

Really awesome indie band, consisting of 6 talented and lovely people from Toronto who have a really "sunny" sound and make you happy and want to bounce around.

Erin: I just got the Hooded Fang EP.
Josh: Really? That's awesome! I saw them live the other day and they sound wicked.
Erin: Yeah, I heard they're super when they play live.
Josh: Hooded Fang rules!

by air_inn January 22, 2009

hood irony

Hood Irony A.K.A thug humor is straight up homosexual african-american porn bait memes, such as dreamybull, thughunter, erotic barber and more. Hood Irony will consist of a video the first 50 frame (or sometimes just one) will be

a random cringe video of an anime woman or anything like that and then it will skip to funny dreamybull masturbating loudly or a black man twerking his oily ass

person 1: have you seen the new hood irony video?
person 2: no
person 1: it has ambatukam in it!!

by bigweeneer July 18, 2022

Reagan Hood

President Ronald Reagan's economic policy of taking from the poor and giving to the rich-- the "trickle-down" effect.

Reagan Hood takes from the needy and gives to the greedy.

by alphonse86 December 11, 2009