GoldFish

Either the snack the you eat when your hungry,or your weird as hell and ate your pet fish.

"Timmy,have you tried the goldfish snack?"
"The snacc that smiles bacc?"
"Hell yeah!"
"No,I ate my pet fish..."

by :p hi its me :) June 4, 2020

angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work

That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!

by Pauljamal May 7, 2018

Goldfish

A cute (but slightly fishy) pet.

I have a pet goldfish

by Goldswishy November 9, 2020

Goldfish syndrome

A condition that makes people easily lose memory

Omg do you have Goldfish syndrome or something you always forget things

by Dr phil 664 May 1, 2024

Goldfish

An extremely attractive person that is always smiling (a snack that smiles back). First used by twitter user thegayranger.

Person A: Have you seen Black Panther?
Person B: Hell yeah, Michael B. Jordan was looking like a goldfish in it.
Person A: A what?
Person B: A goldfish. A snack that smiles back.

by Michael B Jordan Stan February 28, 2018

Goldfish

The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.

Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?

by andy36yr19 June 9, 2018

Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024