get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 05, 2022

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

by femcelpilled May 13, 2022

are you going to do me some?

Are you going to fight me about it?

She told me “are you going to do me some?” So we’re handling it after school in the courtyard.

by Murda187 March 17, 2022

Are you going to Drew Lock me?

This is a way of asking someone if they are going to fuck you over.

Drew Lock cost the NY Giants their first overall pick spot since 1965. He has been riding the bench and put up over 300 Yards and 4 TDs against the Colts in a game they needed to lose to hold their first overall spot. Drew Lock fucked over the NY Giants.

Co-worker: Hey bro, I need you to do me a huge favor. I need you to cover for me and tell the boss I got a flat tire and that is why I am late to work. I promise I won't tell anyone if you help me out.
Me: Okay, but are you going to Drew Lock me?

by jackelliott December 30, 2024

Listening to that can make you go broke

Paying to much attention to details that don't matter

Teacher: I don't care if you don't like my way of teaching I have my teaching license your opinion won't matter

Students.. as a student I have a voice so listening to that can make you go broke if I would of listen and payed attention to everything you said I would of never gotten the school borad to agree with me...

by Guesswhoo22 December 10, 2023

You Go Over There.

Definition is missing...

You go over there. It’s nice 🙂. You fly over there.

by Immediately999 August 10, 2018

Don't worry, we're going to kill you

Says Mike Isratel

Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2024