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Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.
He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.
by Mark Singer November 11, 2008
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Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010
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Taco Night at James Earl Jones House.

"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Gex
"I haven't seen blasts like this since Taco Night at James Earl Jones House."
-Fucker
by FRICKO MODE September 6, 2021
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They say she sips her earl grey

life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose
a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...
by wiz77 November 2, 2010
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Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.
"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"
by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005
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Earl

The friend of the group who reminds everyone of the weird uncle. Either shows up really late or really early. Always has a new Parisian/Canadian linky link. Strange obsession with Chipotle. Dresses like a cigarette mom.
Did u see Earl’s new Gucci necklace?
Yeah, it’s real greasy.
by Laney836473$ June 1, 2022
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