A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
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Look at that Dipshit alongside the road sitting inside his Glorified Golf Cart depleted of any charge whatsoever to propel his 5000# paperweight.
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Dipshit lose to Manchester United again.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.
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Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
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Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
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