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Dipshit

AKA : AL
Hey dipshit ,wanna make a ring?
by Al the pragmatist June 11, 2018
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Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.
Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.
by j s August 15, 2022
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Dipshit

A person that would actually not bat an eyelash flushing tens of thousands of dollars on a Glorified Golf Cart, aka. Electric Vehicle
Look at that Dipshit alongside the road sitting inside his Glorified Golf Cart depleted of any charge whatsoever to propel his 5000# paperweight.
by Realmusclecarman August 20, 2022
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Hey! Look its the dipshit!
by Idiot_Sauce April 22, 2022
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Dipshit

Leeds united and all of their supporters
Dipshit lose to Manchester United again.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.
by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022
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Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously
Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
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