Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022

desperate for dick

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.

Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.

by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017

Desperate

When someone will do anything cause they are bored and can’t find anyone to date

Snapchat story- “anyone wanna fuck? Cause I’m desperate as shit”

by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Despers

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.

I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.

by Sancho88 August 14, 2011

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

desperate darci

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.

Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.

by wpcadet September 20, 2012