Despereality

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!

by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him

Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?

by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperate

Sucking off a barbell

Last night you were soo desperate

by Suckibarbell May 22, 2019

Desperation

John

The new definition of desperation is John

by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022

Despers

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.

I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.

by Sancho88 August 14, 2011