Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

deflatable titties

Unsatisfying pops of a female's milk source

"We love milk leakage!"
"Oh no! It's all gone!"
"Yeah, it's the deflatable titties."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

Defattenize

To work out and diet simultaneously.

I decided to defattenize last tuesday.

by Anonymous quokka October 8, 2020

deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

Defear

Defear (D-fear) is a contagious virus and the first person who got it was a Italian person named Duve Noodeem. Syndromes of the virus : Coughing non-stop, getting scared of things you don't usually get scared of, drinking a lot of water, and sweating non-stop. Now almost seven hundred thousand people have this virus.

Me : I think I have the Defear virus!?
Other : Oh god! (runs away)

by GokuAnanta_SSJB May 11, 2020

grade deflation

The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.

God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.

by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021