Dan

3 legs high mileage eats fetal spinal fluid often seen absorbing small critters with his second eye and does not like to watch others suffer so he shall consume them like the slut he is

Girl: is that a dan?!
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon

by Bredknee April 25, 2020

Dan

Noun- Extremely funny kid, usually a ladies man; very loud.

Verb- To make faces in the mirror at yourself.

Noun- That Dan always makes my day ten times better!

Verb- That boy always Dans in the bathroom; it's pretty creepy.

by DTMsgirl June 21, 2012

Danning

The state of being a fob, a tentacle, a dick, an asshole, and a kpop fanboy.

person1: did u c him danning yesterday.
person2: yeah he ate like 20 tentacles in one sitting.

by emknowswhodisis November 3, 2011

uncle dan dan

a very cool creepy old man that drives a tooted up escalade and screams trump 2020!

uncle dan dan looks hot :)

by that big black dude September 15, 2020

Dan

a fat guy who is ussualy a dickhead

"get me a big mac"
dan "sorry i already ate yours"

by mr.cooler June 18, 2009

Dan

Taking advantage of others state of minds while enjoying the budda, this includes taking half hits, but mostly taking 3 or more hits when rules are puff puff pass.

"Dude your pulling a Dan!"

by Lucky1 December 26, 2008

dan

the funniest cunt there is who has a bunch of mates who all think hes a right cunt, but they love him like everyone does.
usually smart he can set trends in whatever he does

dan is such a fucking gangster

dan is a cunt...but we love him

by cuntchopsfuckedyourmumragged June 15, 2010