robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

by barthooper91 November 19, 2010

ceiling fan

A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.

I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.

by flompydonkydick August 21, 2007

Cheale

The Cheales are a bunch of legendary people possibly the greatest to ever grace the earth

Ben Cheale fuckin rulz and hes straight dammit

by Ben Zagreb November 17, 2004

Ceiling Unlimited

n.
1. The best possible conditions for any activity.
2. A situation where the potential for achievement has no limit.

Taken from the aeronautical term for optimum flying conditions. Also the meteorological term for clear skies with visibility in excess of 20 miles.

by Lionel Mandrake January 22, 2004

Ceiling Pose

The act of (typically in a "myspace picture") of rolling your eyes so that it looks as if you are staring at the ceiling. Typically performed by teenyboppers, and anyone trying to look "hip" on myspace. But it is not.

Jordan: Look at Leigh. Shes doing her ceiling pose in that picture again. Shit never changes.

Josh: What are you staring at in that picture? (Points to photo)
Lauren: Oh I just put my eyes that way cause it looks hip.
Josh: Fucking teenyboppers. Thats such a ceiling pose.

by CeilingPoseHaters October 4, 2008

cheflindsay

A notorious vegan message board troll that plagiarizes other peoples recipes and posts them as her own.

Kelly is such a cheflindsay! She stole every one of those recipes from a vegetarian blog.

by veg*n October 18, 2008

Ceiling Catist's

People or person who truly believes that the internet meme "Ceiling cat" is a true god.

John: Hi my name is John but my friends call me Jesus.
Daniel: Cut it out. I believe in Ceiling Cat he came to me in a dream. So now me and Barrack Obama are Ceiling Catist's
John: When you say it! Your beliefs sound much more likely than mine. Where do i sign up?

by Ceilingcat's desiple January 8, 2010