crow jim

Commonly referred to in PC-speak as 'Reverse' Racism, Crow Jim is precisely what it implies: racial discrimination against whites by black people. This is usually borne out of perceived racial inequality, rampant poverty and corruption, or as a simple act of misdirected vengeance for the South's segregationist attitudes and policies before the Civil Rights Era in the 1960s.

P1: "Man the Po Po stopped me again!"

P2: "What's that, the fifth time this month?"

P1: "Yup, they're Crow Jimming us again."

P2: "Fuck this shit! Screw New Orleans, we're moving to Albuquerque!"

by The Corporate Avenger April 10, 2005

crow splat

To skizz all over a woman of your choice all while holding up a "THREE" in remembrance of the Intimidator Dale Earnhardt! I'm sure he would do the same thing.

I gave that rotten some crow splat on her buttcrack!!!! 3 style niggaz

by YO daddy compton November 4, 2007

night crows

These crazy ass mutha fucka crows that come out at night, they are 4 foot tall and have spoons for arms and feet,they have chocolate digestive eyes and pringle tube noses,the leader of the night crows wears glasses and bosses the other night crows about,they like to put peoples eye balls in jars and send them to other people,what a pest!

nikkies garden has night crows patrolling the area
kenny is next on the list for the night crows

by noominoomi August 7, 2007

Matthew Crow

one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay

"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"

"yea what about him?"

"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"

-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)

by Bethannie's Bestest B February 27, 2020

Being a Crow

"Being a Crow" is when someone will give you random, almost useless items as a way of showing affection.

Person 1: Dude, name was Being a Crow.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: They gave me a rock, how useless...

by D4G4NR0NP4 November 24, 2020

Crows Shame

.......here we go again. A friend named "Crow" simping REAL HARD for fictional german WW1 soldier, Paul Baumer, from All Quiet on the Western Front/Im Westen Nicht Neues.

Weirdly enough, unlike the others, this one is regarded as her "best" character, as it's helped her mentally, spiritually and... everythingly. Good on ya m8.

"God, he's so fine."- Crow
"Bro shut up with ur Crows Shame"- Ajax
"Penis"- Crow
"DUDE LMFAOOOOO"- Ajax

by SpectacularCr0w February 11, 2023

Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

by Im0ster December 2, 2020