he’s a bitch never trust a brayden. he will leave you on open all the time and he will never text you back. he might also be very dry when texting you.
girl #1: why are you crying

girl #2: brayden..he he left me

girl #1: i told you not to trust him
by hazelnuts March 30, 2020
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A person who has a face not even a mother can love, has a VERY annoying sibling, has a ugly ass pimple on their left ass cheek, a unnattractive douchebag that wears sweater vests and knee socks with pink glittery jewelry, has a bieber voice, likes little children, has a penis with the length of 1.2 inches
Wow, Jim is SUCH a brayden!
by he strikes again! January 16, 2011
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Brayden is a guy who is always taking L’s. Especially in game pidgeon he just can’t help it.
wow brayden takes a lot of L’s
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brayden is a fucking idiot who will only date girls to fuck them until they get pregnant. they will not use condoms while having sex with anyone. they usually have disgusting acne and often greasy brown hair. they are the chunkiest people on earth. they usually have gross personalities and will pretend to be a furry on the internet game roblox. be careful of braydens because they will stick their chunky fingers into your pussy and chance they get. they are often associated with: carrera ava and megans, but sometimes boys as well. some common names for boys a brayden would fuck hard are: cole jackson and tanners.
person one: wow brayden and i had sex
person two: what the fuck im suppose to say?
person one: without protection
person two: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PREGNANT

person one: oh no, he pulled out! :)
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youre the perfect guy a girl could ask for. you're tall, sweet and really, really cute. youre eyes sparkle and i love holding your hand. you're voice is mesmerizing. youre athletic, popular, caring. thank god im yours.
Brayden is all I could ever ask for.
by lexilovesyou8675309 October 13, 2020
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brayden is a guy that you will date for 1 month then dump cause his lack of personality, he is a dumb blonde who has a creepy smile. After you dump Brayden he gets very salty.
girl: i'm dumping you
brayden: fine bitch
by lily babies November 7, 2018
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a fucking asshole who thinks hes hot but hes not. NOBODY LIKES HIM
ew i had to talk to brayden today
by fuckofffffffff April 25, 2019
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