burrito boner 

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

burrito boner by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014

burrito blowout 

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.

Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.

burrito blowout by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013

Burrito Kick 

A devastating kick which requires both skill and strength. Getting a running start jump into the air and straighten your body like a missile, striking your enemy feet first in the groin chest or face.

Holy shit that flying burrito kick destroyed that baby, why would you burrito kick a baby?

Burrito Kick by Vlad*the*impaler September 29, 2009

Burrito Surpreme 

When someone shoves a burritto in your ass and squirts its so the contents of the burritto shoot up your anus and then sew your butthole shut and then bends you over and kicks you in your ass.

"wow barney just gave betty a burrito surpreme"

Burrito Surpreme by joelwantsyournuts May 21, 2006

burrito breath

Used to describe a group of dirty peoples from a certain region south of the United States. As heard on "South Park".

A cluster of immigrants who loiter in front of hardware stores waiting for gainful employment.

"My Taco Bell dinner would have tasted a whole lot better if a burrito breath would have prepared it."

"When is that burrito breath going to come to my house to fix my leaky roof? Oh, I forgot that I needed to pick him up at the 7-11."

burrito breath by S. Fernandez July 15, 2006

burrito peels 

The strips of foil created as one unpeels a foil wrapped burrito.

That douche just left his burrito peels on the bench after he was done eating.

burrito peels by bikepilgrim September 2, 2009

burrito of weirdness 

when something you encounter evokes a myriad of contradicting emotions all at once.

Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."

Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.

burrito of weirdness by AlexParkerMC December 7, 2010