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backseat bandit

One who sits on the furthest row of seats in a vehicle like a bus, a van, or a car. The term implies (often ironically) that those who sit at the back are "cool" and/or "mischievous".
Those backseat bandits are causing mayhem again. What is about the back of a bus that gives kids such a powertrip?
by jm93urbandict August 17, 2020
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Backwater Place

(N.)
A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.
The Earth in 2022 is a backwater place. Everybody doesn't have full Human Rights. Hate Groups still exist. Climate Change isn't solved. And I can't print out unlimited robot waifus to join me in full-dive vr JPMMORPGs.
by Doc_Transcendent April 23, 2022
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brokeback backseat

When two guys share a back seat, in a car cause there is no more room! But only counts if you are wearing cowboy hats ;)
hey, ready to "brokeback backseat" it boys" ?
by Knife Artist May 10, 2010
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backseat bagger

When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"
#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"

#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"

#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"
by This is true... July 28, 2010
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backseat driver

When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.
I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!
by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010
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backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.
by Dick Splash January 2, 2004
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backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next
Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?
by dick the perv January 31, 2008
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