most beautiful person in the universe and has just as great a personality. She is absolute perfection. She has a contageous very nice laugh and is very funny also Sexy af.
Alyssa is my friend
by Ballisticjj53 April 20, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. A girl who's amazing in every way. She can find any way just to make you smile. She's a great person because she always sees the good in everyone even if they have a cold or black heart. She's gorgeous, caring, thoughtful, smart, kind, and so much more. Whenever your upset make sure you talk to someone name Alyssa because they'll cheer you up and make sure that you'll stay happy for the rest of your life. Never let an Alyssa go because if you do then you'll feel as if you lost half of your soul.
by Sjjsbejs June 11, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. The girls that everyone admires, she's smart, athletic, pretty, and very funny. Everyone needs an Alyssa in there life. She's the one who never leaves your side and forgives you everytime.
by Blondie😊 June 9, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. A pretty girl who is secretly controlled by the queen shrimp, the shrimp controlling her mind wants to enslave all humankind so that the shrimp eat humans with sauce. Very diabolical, use strong caution around an alyssa!
Boy who hates evil shrimp: Run away everyone the grand shrimp controls her mind!
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
Alyssa: I have no idea what he is talking about
Innocent bystander (who clearly doesn’t understand the real predicament we are in): Bro what are you on?
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp July 5, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. A very nice, and kind girl that can make anyone smile and laugh at any time. Someone very determined in what she likes. A very helpful person, that will be there for you at all times. Someone that you can trust you, and that can trust you back. A girl so amazing, that just seeing the first post on her story makes you say "God, I'm lucky to be able to know an Alyssa"
I'd wake up every day saying to my self "I wonder if there are any other girls out there like Alyssa"
by Fancy Mustard October 23, 2017
Get the Alyssamug. A fucking stubborn bitch who doesn't accept the fact that's she really amazing and has all the good looks.
A fucking lad, everyone wants to be friends with her.
A fucking lad, everyone wants to be friends with her.
by coolerbitchier August 11, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.
Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me
Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me
Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉
by Royalebitch April 24, 2018
Get the Alyssamug.