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Airplanize

verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.
I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.
by WorldTraveler91 February 6, 2012
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Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.
“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”
by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025
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Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.
Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.
by Scurlage February 23, 2024
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airplane dress

A dress so short it is close to the cock pit!
Wow, did you see Olivia's dress? It is an airplane dress!
by skeddy0805 September 21, 2016
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Airplaned

Aired--"Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question,"--except with a -plan- stuck in the middle.
Joe: "You smell like old stinky milk"
Chel: "..."
Zara: "Airplaned!!!"
by ApricotStone June 9, 2022
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Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
by kofikat February 18, 2024
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airplane collection

a secret code term for dick pics, usually used by someone trying to flirt and failing miserably.
Ew, this guy asked if I wanna look at his airplane collection and I said 'sure' but then he took out his phone to show a photo album of just his dick, it was gross.
by Vickie kap December 17, 2020
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