Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.

Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.

by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018

Galactic apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so massive that it can swallow an entire galaxy.

'Several hypermassive blackholes, at the centre of different galaxies merged to create a blackhole so large that it became a galactic apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed an entire galaxy whole, but even that's nothing compared to a universal apocalypse blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a hypermassive & universal apocalypse blackhole).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Trickle Down Apocalypse

The middle get poorer, the top gets richer and the public is passed down the new and improved system of selling a kidney to make rent. When they say they're working "for the people" and the people are really working for them. Donating their life to servitude for the scraps of inflation and peril of the quality of life. A country pretending to still be a magnus of wealth and opportunity but it's really the opportunity to apply for food stamps when you get home from your third job. When the income that 20 years ago would have been considered well off barely buys the tent you now live in while you stream happy juice from your device that was supposed to fix everything and cry into your cereal that cost $15 a box. Food that is really poison to wring more money out of a propped up populous of vaccine zombies and Starbucks Karens. A Marxist Utopia. Cogs that are asleep while they work, nodding while they are obliterated and say "thank you sir may I have some more?" when the next guillotine falls. This is the longest, slowest, most expensive apocalypse ever. Open your throat and say ahhh as they pour the elixir of sheepledom into the gob that stays silent and runs into the building as the world burns.

I wish the world would end already. This trickle down apocalypse situation is fucking with my streaming time.

by Billie Kent October 7, 2025

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Apocalypse fruit

Fruit or any food really that’s gone past its prime, but you eat it anyway as you would do in an apocalypse and were surviving on foraging scraps.

I hadn’t gone to the market for a while, so I had to put apocalypse fruit in my smoothie.

by Invisible Kellie April 11, 2023

Zombie apocalypse

Brainzzzz zis iz nawt a zombie writing zis, zombie apocalypses are ze bezt zing zat cood happen 2 earth, becuz of all of ze deliciouz brainz

It's a zombie apocalypse!!! Yay!!!!!

by Not zombie February 7, 2024

apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.

Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.

by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013