Bf: guess what today is
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
Gf: what ?
Bf: GRAB ASS DAY
may 5-8 grab ass day ! go hug her from the behind aswell she gon love that shit too trust
by imunknownbitchduhh May 05, 2025
“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
by Haterade !!! October 04, 2021
National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.
“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”
by Pube suckers 69 August 05, 2021
November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
by TheCianinator November 19, 2024
Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
by LpveherP January 23, 2023