by Chadalabama June 8, 2020

by Toxicestrellas September 9, 2021

Having sex with ur girl at a sleepover when the others r asleep and then before u climax, running to ur friend to nut in his belly button.
Example 1:
Guy: "oh shit! I should do the dirty michał on jerry"
Guys gf:"yh, u should. That'd be funny"
Example 2:
Me: *wakes up*
Me: "Guys who did the dirty michał on me"
Guy: "oh shit! I should do the dirty michał on jerry"
Guys gf:"yh, u should. That'd be funny"
Example 2:
Me: *wakes up*
Me: "Guys who did the dirty michał on me"
by TheInventorOfTheDirtyMichał September 4, 2023

when a girl uses a stethoscope to strangle her man until he becomes purple and then fucks him with a syringe. She collects his cum in a tube and freezes it for later.
by xxpeachesxx April 16, 2020

by Look at the moment April 21, 2020

The term 'dirty sani' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a shit mustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.
Anyone who thinks thank ‘dirty sani’ involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know nothing fucktard
by Sani.tarium April 20, 2020

by Idon'tknowya19 February 10, 2025
