Dirty spanner

Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush

Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner

by Spanner durammrer August 4, 2022

Dirty Zizou

When you eat your best friend's dad's ass out and you jerk him off and eat his semen and then vomit it out into your dog's mouth, then eat that dog's shit the next day and then blow a load all over a homeless Serbian kid in your local adoption center, and then get knocked out cold by a guy named Colin.

Viktor: Colin did you hear what that guy did the other day?

Colin: Yeah, it was disgusting, I knocked him out cold for doing a dirty zizou on that poor Serbian kid!

by Chayyane's Dog December 19, 2023

dirty edd

A man picks up the woman with one arm wrapped around her and held tightly. The man then uses his other hand to finger her pussy until she gushes, being used as his own little super soaker.. Once she is unable to squirt anymore, she is swiftly dropped to her knees and face fucked until he's came.

He gave me a dirty edd last night, by the end i was soaking from mouth to pussy. I'm not sure what took more of a beating.. I'll be going back tonight. I hope he changed the sheets !

by Breadders May 27, 2023

dirty dathal

The act of fingering your bum while in the missionary sex position with a girl, then using your shitty brown index finger do a simba mark on her forehead while simultaneously cumming in her nose to hide the smell of shit. This must all be done while humming the lion king theme tune.

I was with Sarah last night and she asked me to do something disgusting in bed so I gave her a dirty dathal

by Papa paddy April 17, 2020

A dirty mofford

One where a male leaves the boys to hang out with his girlfriend therefore becoming a simp and loser Amungst the boys

Tyler: Where’s Grady?
Dano: being a dirty Mofford
Tyler: what a loser

by Thebigmac April 13, 2021

The Dirty Shame

If you’ve ever been to Ada, Michigan I’m sure you’ve heard of the Dirty Shame. This small watering hole is located just outside of downtown Ada off Fulton. In the Shame time cease to exist, it may be 2 am or 2 pm and the same group of locals are still there drinking $2 beers and $3 wells. The Shame has stood the test of time, being founded in the late 1840s this place is inflation proof. When Dorothy said there’s no place like home she was talking about Kansas, when I say there’s no place like home I’m talking about the Dirty Shame.

Is it already 3 pm? Well let’s go grab a beer at the Dirty Shame!

Tonight I’m feeling shameful, I can’t wait for the Dirty Shame

by Ernest McSorley February 10, 2023

Dirty Burner

The act of being sodomized with a Carolina Reaper pepper

After she finished giving felatio he asked her for a dirty burner.

by Dumbnamenamer May 28, 2022