Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.
Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.
by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022
Get the Bad Bologna Daymug. Nation Give Adrian Head Day (AKA GAHD) is every Sunday. It is every Sunday because that’s Jesus day and that’s a blessed day to get some throat. The reason National GAHD is every Sunday rather than one day of the year is because the abbreviation sounds like GAWD and that’s what Adrian will be shouting out the whole time. GAHD DAMN. GOT ME A MF THROAT GOAT 🐐
by BIackTusk July 22, 2022
Get the National Give Adrian Head Daymug. 
by msisnksnakan September 18, 2021
Get the Become a Girl daymug. by Idcisded November 5, 2019
Get the National grab dick daymug. by Kaylabossy March 9, 2020
Get the Twerk on your girlfriend or boyfriend daymug. June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.
Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!
by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023
Get the National Fanum Tax Daymug.