National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult stonk for absolutely no reason and show no mercy at all.
Even if he is at rock bottom, insult him to the fullest extent on July 22nd.

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "stonk smells like a skunk" - "stonk more like stink"

by coreguy July 22, 2024

MULCH DAY

I HEREBY DECLARE THE ON THE 7TH DAY OF DECEMBER, IT IS TRUE THAT THE MULCH IS HERE

'THE MULCH IS HERE! IT MUST INDEED BE MULCH DAY!'

by ScrallySam December 07, 2022

National cowgirl day

On may 15th it's national reverse cowgirl day. You celebrate it with letting a girl ride your dick like a cowgirl

It's national cowgirl day let's do it.

by Bertil traktor April 12, 2019

7 days

When someone hasn't fapped in 7 days. They have to announce it out loud

Guys it been 7 days ago since i last jerked off

by Jonathan YT March 04, 2024

Beat A Mullah Day

Beat A Mulla Day is a day on 1th of february in which you can beat any Mullah and the CAN NOT FIGHT BACK

hey buddy it's Beat A Mullah Day so lets go beat some ass

by Omega alpha banger male January 02, 2022

Gel Day

Everyday is Gel Day. You cannot change it.

Person-1 - "It's gel day."
Person-2 - "I know."

by hrony July 09, 2021

national bitchboy day

national bitchboy day is on the 30th of October

hell yeah its national bitchboy day

by meowzer rawr October 17, 2021