National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023

cow hug day

Cow Hug Day is an annual event announced in India in February 2023, encouraging the show of love towards cows by hugging them.

Celebrated on the 14th of fuckin February too....

no cow hug days?

by Doomed March 6, 2023

Hitler Day

•Alt-Right Holiday

The day where right-wingers celebrate the birthday of Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler on 4/20. Swastika armbands and jokes about Jews are popular rituals on this day.

“Put on your Charlie Chaplin costumes today because it’s Hitler Day”

“Fuck nah, the Jews at our school won’t let us celebrate Hitler Day; time to bring our torches for a coup.”

“Why are the birthday candles on Hitler Day always 88?”

by ChicksW/dicks2006 March 7, 2023

Ballz Scratch Day

Every year on the third of january u have to scratch ur friends ballz

Ballz Scratch Day means u need to go to ur taller friend and scratch his ballz when he is expecting the least

by YouCrying March 7, 2023

Kisss your crush day

This is the day you can kiss your crush and not have any regrets. This is on March 8th.

James: can I lips you

Mariah: erm why

James: cuz it’s Kisss your crush day

by Daniel Shantel March 7, 2023

have a woman day

Go fuck yourself. General said to a woman who is not helpful.

Ugg. Fine. Thanks anyway. Have a Woman day.

by StarryCoffee March 8, 2023

national porkchop day

March 12th

A day to post porkchop on your instagram.

Hey man! Its national porkchop day!

by heartslilaaaaa March 8, 2023