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january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend
"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"
by hot girl asf December 31, 2021
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No Will To Live January

The first month of a new year where Meletis finally ends it all. It is said that during that time meme groups, pages and chats mourn and post non depressing memes as a tribute to the ballsy fallen one.
"Oh boy it's No Will To Live January."
*Commits suicide*
by Oh I Hurt Me Knee December 31, 2018
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January 17th

On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off
Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick
by Yourfriend12302 January 16, 2021
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January 23

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!
Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie

Jenna: oh thanks! but why?

Steve: well it’s january 23rd!

Jenna: ohhh!

*both happy*
by yesgirlypop January 22, 2024
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13 January

Send nudes to your husband day.

And have a good drink and hard fuck.
Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course13 january I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want
by S V January 13, 2023
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Slap Ass January

a day where you can slap anybody's ass
Boy 1: *Slap's Boy 2's ass*
Boy 2: Gay nibba frick off
Boy 1: Its Slap Ass January
Boy 2: *Slap's Boy 1's ass to mexico*
by sleepjoe.exe November 4, 2020
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January 23rd

January 23rd is when you can have a happy head fest with anyone you want ANYONE
On January 23rd I'm going to have a give my teacher head
by You or me January 1, 2022
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