smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend
John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"
by Nigleteers May 07, 2017
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David Lee Mason

This is mainly for my brother for when he says, "I didn't ask."
He asked last week, and I have proof....
It's on the internet now and you're looking at it.
Me: "David come look at this"
David: "Did I ask?"
Me: "yes"
David Lee Mason asked
by Hey It's that one guy October 03, 2022
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David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)
Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!
by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017
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David Rock Feinstein

An immaculate being that transcended space and time to save our planet from ultimate destruction.
Holy shit it's David Rock Feinstein!
by BobShmobGob March 20, 2023
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Kameron and david

Kameron and david are a cute couple originated from harlow town. They have a very toxic relationship. Both enjoy late night cuddles watching police interceptors. Kameron will do anything for david even miss football and so they can have a quickie behind McDonalds car park. David has a bbc .
by Clungemuncher62 April 25, 2022
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David Caballero

A fine gentleman, who will ask you how your day was and love you from sunrise to sunset. May potentially be a smoochie.
Beautiful girl: man I love David Caballero he's so nice and cute.
by ballsballsbootyballs September 21, 2022
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david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.
Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
by JakkeThunz February 22, 2018
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