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chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips
He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache
by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018
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Milk Jug Mug

A common gang sign for marking territory or a threat. Gang members will chuck a milk jug at you as a sign that they will get revenge/reclaim their territory.
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by BarangaTang July 11, 2022
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Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 7, 2022
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Milk Bowling Balls

A term used to describe the perfect set of juicy, wonderful, big, luscious breasts that do not only make your penis rock hard, but also fills your heart with warm pleasure, you get feelings about making the lady as happy as you can for the rest of her life, and you straight up enter a state of mindfulness.
"Bruh those were the greatest set of boobs I have ever seen on a woman. Those things were straight up milk bowling balls."
by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021
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Banana-milk method

The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.

When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"

"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
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old milk twisties

An even better name for nipples.
Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!
by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019
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Sweet scrotal milk

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.
Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!
by JangleDangle June 13, 2018
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