Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is the type of guy to shotgun 3 monster energy cans and not be fazed

“Kyle how are you not jumping off the walls right now”
“Because it runs through my veins”

by -FuckBoy- September 3, 2020

Kyle

Once a drummer in a great bad. But also mad cuz Motley Crue drummer does have 3 legs!

Kyle now plays drums in the marching band.

by Everybody but U May 14, 2023

Kyle

A Bitch

Guy: Hi what’s your name?

Kyle: hi umm my name is Kyle, but you can just call me a bitch.

by Dudilio75 April 22, 2025

Kyle

He is an absolute twat. Kyle can be seen with a can of Monster energy always in his hands. Low key a alcoholic. Try is best to get down with the music but can't throw any decent shapes to save his life. We all know a Kyle, they get angry at the slightest of things and like to play fifa in just their boxers.

Oh look theres another kyle!

by BBB7601 November 22, 2021

Kyle

a man who likes to punch holes in walls.

my cousin is such a kyle.

by MegaZurcker October 25, 2023

kyle scearce

“ian whatta bitch want i’m whatta bitch need” - kyle scearce 4X

kyle scearce

by kylescearce May 9, 2021