Kick the Ball

my game which was made in 2001. i was 8 years old and i played with my friend brennan

Me: Hey Brennan, wanna play Kick the Ball?
Brennan: yea sure why not?
Brennan: *kicks it on the roof*
Me: ...
Brennan: ...
Me: Hey, we still have the storage room!
Brennan: yea!

by Wobort May 23, 2022

Kick stand

When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

Kick in the cunt

Receiving a low pay check after working 80 hours a week

Mitch: You sold all those homes, you must be cashed-up now, right?
Justin: No, you'd be surprised, I work 80 hours a week and all I got was a kick in the cunt.

by Mooooch February 27, 2021

Chinking Kick

the only way chickens can do combat, by chinkin kicking.

'The chicken just killed someone by performing a chinking kick'

by Snargusford January 22, 2022

air kick

When someone, most likely a guitarist of a rockband, throws a kick in the air during a song.

Damn, have you seen Andrew Stockdales air kick during his solo in "Dimension"?

by airkick April 25, 2017

Kick dick day

Can also be on 5th october

Oh no its kick dick day

by Jef11 October 2, 2020