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Mesta Douche

A person, male or female, who cheats at videogames, and then deny's it. Cheating counts as screen-peeking, killing while another is in the bathroom, or quitting the game because their death is eminent.
BJ, stop screen peeking you mesta douche!

Stop team killing you mesta douche.

BJ, you such a mesta douche! You killed me when I was in the bathroom!
by Jeremy Moore June 24, 2008
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Douche Bag

Any individual who makes other people feel absolutely terrible for fun. For example, someone who asks another person's mark just to tell them their own mark, which will be far higher.
"Hey _____, what did you get on that test? 54%? Cool, I got a 93% which is o.k. I guess." - A real douche bag.
by Braeden Joiner February 6, 2008
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douche bagel

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"
by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009
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douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.
That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.
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dude douche

the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a q-tip and citric acid making the act of performing oral pleasures more enjoyable for the ladies
"So I'm going out with that chick from work with no gag reflexes tonight. Any advice, broseph?"

"Better dude douche, mandingo. Don't want sour kraut nuts on the first date!"
by serdaj December 16, 2008
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Douche rod

When someone is so unbearable that they are being both a douche AND a rod at the same time.
"Man, Billy is such a douche. I can't believe he wouldn't let me go to his party!"
"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"
by billy trinkets September 8, 2005
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Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
by JKudo September 23, 2009
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