Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.
by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024
Get the Jay Smittydermug. Guy 1: who's that guy over there? He was totally hitting on me yesterday, ew.
Guy 2: oh yeah I know him, he's such a jay .
Guy 2: oh yeah I know him, he's such a jay .
by EroCrocker44 August 11, 2020
Get the Jaymug. jay is the most helpful and kind man you will ever meet. he plays amazing volleyball, is a pro at every video game he touches and shines the lives of everyone around him. it is rare to find a good person inside and outside, but if you have found jay-- consider your wishes granted. he will buy you your favourite food whenever you are sad and make you talk about your feelings when you don't know how to. you will find that he will sometimes know you better than you know yourself and there is nothing more attractive than that. if you have found your jay, keep him and cherish him.
Person 1: This guy is so selfless and sweet, I want someone like him.
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like Jay.
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like Jay.
by shars181 May 7, 2024
Get the Jaymug. Slipknot's ex-drummer who played on three albums: .5: The Gray Chapters, We Are Not Your Kind, and The End, So Far. After nearly ten years of being with them, he received a phone call from Slipknot saying he was no longer a part of it.
However, he wasn't just with Slipknot. He played with punk band Against Me!, beatdown hardcore band Madball, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band, hardcore punk supergroup Hesitation Wounds, and Bleed the Pigs. He's been in a lot more, but the definition is already getting too long.
However, he wasn't just with Slipknot. He played with punk band Against Me!, beatdown hardcore band Madball, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band, hardcore punk supergroup Hesitation Wounds, and Bleed the Pigs. He's been in a lot more, but the definition is already getting too long.
I miss Jay Weinberg being in Slipknot. He was a good replacement to Joey Jordison, but if the latter wasn't fired because of his bandmates suspecting of him being on drugs, Slipknot wouldn't be trying to become a business rather than a metal band. Least Jay was as good as Joey.
by 7568ino November 17, 2023
Get the Jay Weinbergmug. by Johnny 124 September 18, 2020
Get the Jaymug. A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
Get the Jay Timemug. 