The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
Get the Austin Bro mug.An obnoxious bro who only drinks trendy craft beer and tells everyone about it whether they ask or not
Nate started bartending at a dive near the bus station and a craft bro walked in and bitched that they didn't have the trendy beer of the season. He was out on his ass in seconds.
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Get the bro.0 mug.(Español) Brother, fellow. Used in colloquial talk among amigos y hermanos, mostly in Mexican communities. Used in various episodes by Jackie Welles, V and Gustavo in Cyberpunk 2077.
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Vamos, bróder! A friend, 2018.
Just do it, bróder, ain't got all day. JW, 2077, Konpeki Plaza mission.
He once told me, "Bróder, the one thing we can't do is be afraid of others." V, 2077, Heroes: the Ofrenda.
Rest easy up there, bróder. Gustavo Orta, 2077, Heroes: the Ofrenda.
Vamos, bróder! A friend, 2018.
Just do it, bróder, ain't got all day. JW, 2077, Konpeki Plaza mission.
He once told me, "Bróder, the one thing we can't do is be afraid of others." V, 2077, Heroes: the Ofrenda.
Rest easy up there, bróder. Gustavo Orta, 2077, Heroes: the Ofrenda.
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One who is professional during the day and "bro-like" in evenings and on weekends.
One who does his hair more than females but not in a metro kind of way, just likes to look nice.
Not your typical said "bro" but has "bro-like" tendencies and habits at times.
One who is cool and knows it but doesn't tell everyone just HOW cool one is, that'd be too "bro-like."
One who is professional during the day and "bro-like" in evenings and on weekends.
One who does his hair more than females but not in a metro kind of way, just likes to look nice.
Not your typical said "bro" but has "bro-like" tendencies and habits at times.
One who is cool and knows it but doesn't tell everyone just HOW cool one is, that'd be too "bro-like."
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