mobile slap

<verb> (mo-BULL SLAP) - The act of hitting someone with a phone.

See also - misconstrue the word "Marble Slab"

Person 1 - "Where did we park?"
Person 2 - "Over by the Marble Slab"
Person 1 slaps person 2 with his phone.
Person 2 - "Why did you do that?"
Person 1 - "You said mobile slap!"

by [AG]Tamaki October 1, 2009

sponge slap

the process of urianting or ejaculating onto a sponge or sponge product and then slapping your partner in the face with it

ryan found a sponge and then sponge slapped ryan

by luvs2sploooge December 5, 2009

Slap-Crap

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

C-Slap

To cum on your hand and slap someone in the face with it!

Man, if she doesn't shutup, i'm gonna C-Slap her straight across the face.

by C-slap that hoe! April 24, 2011

Slap that base

A term generally used as encouragement. Some similarities to the High Five exist as Slap that base may be used in similar situations. Often said like a cool rastafari.

-Man that girl totally likes me!
-Slap that base dude, slap that base.

by Marble Curse May 14, 2011

KFC Slap

Kentucky fried cock slap

My girl wanted to try some new stuff, so I took her down south and KFC slapped her

by ManikJohnson June 28, 2010

Slap Dollar

A form of currency! A slap to the face when some one requires an item of pleasure or need.

Thatl be 1 Slap Dollar fool

by Petey Jay July 5, 2010