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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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Snake

Someone who pretends to be your mate but actually goes behind your back and back stabs you
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Snake

A blue haired bitch that wants to frame the poor protagonist
Omg is that a snake run it will try to frame you
by Hope bagels December 22, 2019
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as mad as a cut snake

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)
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Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.
dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister
by sean88 December 10, 2011
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hognose snake

A cute snake with an upturned nose

The gif below is what it looks like
Today's my birthday and I want a hognose snake
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Snake

Someone who betray your trust. They usually pretend to care for you in your face but will talk about you to everyone behind your back.
“His wife sleeps with men and begs for him to forgive her.” Only to do it again! This type of person is a snake and will ruin your life then blame you!
by CrazyTeeMama December 18, 2023
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