Reverse Text-Fuck

To repeatedly text your buddy or ex-girlfriend when you know that they are getting laid.

Stanley is upstairs banging Dawn. Let's Reverse Text-Fuck him.

by immature922 May 15, 2009

Reverse Santa Claus

A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.

The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."

by burningpeepeeracing March 19, 2014

reverse flying nun

a complicated sexual position that involves an intricate system of pulleys and levers, a goat and a nun.

"I asked my girlfriend if she'd try out the reverse flying nun last night, but she said it was against her religion."

by DerEsel March 13, 2009

Reverse Polish Sausage

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.

It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.

by mechanicalgoat October 5, 2009

reverse tea-bag

When you're having sex with a girls breasts, but you're facing her feet, and she's tossing your salad (eating your ass). Once you've reverse tea-bagged a girl, you never want to see her again. Trust me. (Commonly referred to as "RTB")

Girl-at-the-bar, "He looks like a nice guy. I bet he'd never reverse tea-bag me!"

Girl-at-the-bar's-friend, "No, he's probably just like Jason, Scotty and Zach. Those assholes."

by Stugots Jr. May 28, 2006

reverse dirty sanchez

Basically the revers dirty sanchez is the same as a regular dirty sanchez, the only difference being that the female enters the males anus with her fingers and wipes them accross his upper lip resuling in an authentic looking moustach.

"I went for the dirty sanchez on sandra last night but she countered and hit me with the reverse dirty sanchez"

by Billybobfulton July 16, 2006

reverse dirty gomez

After the Dirty Gomez, The girl who just got shat in the mouth, throws it up into the guys mouth.

"I gave Robert a reverse dirty gomez after he thought he could shit in my mouth"

"You go girl!"

by delli June 29, 2007