Reverse Text-Fuck

To repeatedly text your buddy or ex-girlfriend when you know that they are getting laid.
Stanley is upstairs banging Dawn. Let's Reverse Text-Fuck him.
by immature922 May 15, 2009
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Reverse Santa Claus

A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.
The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."
by burningpeepeeracing March 07, 2014
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reverse flying nun

a complicated sexual position that involves an intricate system of pulleys and levers, a goat and a nun.
"I asked my girlfriend if she'd try out the reverse flying nun last night, but she said it was against her religion."
by DerEsel March 13, 2009
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Reverse Polish Sausage

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.
It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.
by mechanicalgoat October 05, 2009
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reverse tea-bag

When you're having sex with a girls breasts, but you're facing her feet, and she's tossing your salad (eating your ass). Once you've reverse tea-bagged a girl, you never want to see her again. Trust me. (Commonly referred to as "RTB")
Girl-at-the-bar, "He looks like a nice guy. I bet he'd never reverse tea-bag me!"

Girl-at-the-bar's-friend, "No, he's probably just like Jason, Scotty and Zach. Those assholes."
by Stugots Jr. May 24, 2006
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reverse dirty sanchez

Basically the revers dirty sanchez is the same as a regular dirty sanchez, the only difference being that the female enters the males anus with her fingers and wipes them accross his upper lip resuling in an authentic looking moustach.
"I went for the dirty sanchez on sandra last night but she countered and hit me with the reverse dirty sanchez"
by Billybobfulton July 16, 2006
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reverse lady and the tramp

when two lesbians are using the same set of anal beads and their ass' meets in the middle to simulate the scene from lady in the tramp, also applies to use with a dildo
holy shit did u see those chicks doing the reverse lady and the tramp? so hot!
by the turkey baster February 21, 2010
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