National tittle day

May 6th every girl you know has to show you their tits

Yo wanna come over?
Nah it’s National tittle day gotta get them pics

by Blackman9182762 May 5, 2022

National Rape Day

April 24th is a day that’s supposed to be about honoring and respecting survivors of rape and assault, but has instead been turned into a horrible “joke” made by degenerate fucking TikTok incels, where they think it’s okay to go out and assault someone.

Incel: It’s a National Rape Day, you better hide your kids ;)

Good Person: Congratulations asshole, you just ruined a day that was supposed to be about respect. Fuck you.

Incel: It’s just a joke you’re so sensitive LMAO

Good Person: You know what is funny, your deceased father.

by DefiantSinger October 11, 2023

National Fingering Day

May 18th is National Fingering Day. It’s a day that is celebrated with your significant other, friend, or even a stranger Fingering the fuck out of you.

Joe: Hey Camielle can I ginger you?

Camielle: Eww no, why?

Joe: Because it’s National Fingering Day!

Camielle: Well I guess you got lucky today.

by Jennie1257 May 5, 2019

National mcdonalds day!

July 22nd is a day were parents buy mcdonalds for their children

Mum/dad/carer can we get mcdonalds is national mcdonalds day! You can't say no :)

by Apricots1931 July 22, 2021

National Rayzning Day

The widely celebrated Holiday on September 6th that celebrates the Almighty Rayzning joined Roblox.

The family bought fireworks to celebrate National Rayzning Day

by Boblox April 27, 2021

national hair day

It is on November 13th, in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair).

Dude it’s National Hair Day!

by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019

National madeleine day

March 27th

Hey, it’s national madeleine day! (Overheard on March 27th)

by CapitolRecordss March 27, 2021