Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous

Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes

by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021

Mike.

Nein

IC diamond when Mike.

by chanupa August 30, 2021

Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.

Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.

by StoneyCali June 1, 2021

@mike keating

an amazingly awesome person who is so amazing amazing

wow dude! isnt @mike keating so cool

by ilove@mikekeating June 4, 2021

Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.

Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.

by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024

Mike Ross

a slang term that is based on the main character of the same name from the legal drama Suits. To pull a Mike Ross means lying on your job application to get said job

Welp I had to pull a Mike Ross to get a job at store manager

by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024