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Mike Pussner

A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.
Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
by GregNelson29 May 21, 2023
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mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club
Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.
by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017
mugGet the mike moneymug.

Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
mugGet the Mikemug.

MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021
mugGet the MIKE LANEmug.

Mike Le grys

Big tin tin quiff wearing stud muffin. Usually seen with an rpg in his back pocket flying shotgun in a heli around rebirth island.
Did you see that? That guy did a Mike le grys.
by Synyster17 November 7, 2022
mugGet the Mike Le grysmug.

mike riveraing

"i didnt want to die so i went mike riveraing
by jim cod November 9, 2011
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Mike

Have you met Mike? The hunk of the south east
by Nimsayh February 6, 2021
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