Jasmine Mai Rob

Jasmine Mai Rob’s are the best people to be around. They are funny, caring and cool 😎 but don’t get on her dark side bc she’ll tear you up and turn into the wolf of the night 🐺 they also have massive big fattys and pull every guys known to man 🙄🤚

man1: yo have you seen that Jasmine Mai Rob chick?
man2: no why, what’s with her?
man1: corr she’s so fit and has the biggest bum i’ve ever seen!!

by crocod00dle February 4, 2022

The Billy Mays Shit

When You Take a Crap, then Wipe and go to wash your hands. But your Ass tells you But Wait there is More.

I took a shit at work and as I washed my hands, The Billy Mays Shit knocked on the door and said but wait there is more. I then rushed to the still warm stall to finish my business.

by TheBigPope69 October 19, 2021

May 17, 2056

The day a child named Jack Snyder will make a funny joke

Person 1: Another reason why May 17, 2056 will be your best day ever!

Jack: that’s not very FORTNITE poggers

by Don’t have a user name May 17, 2021

may 2nd 2008

The most hottest person is born on this day he will come into your life and will save you from the darkness

Omg he’s born on may 2nd 2008

by The honest narwhal November 22, 2021

may the Rizz be with you

Famous quote from the hit series Rizz Wars most commonly associated with ObiRizz Kenobi (Rizz Kenobi for short).

may the Rizz be with you is a phrase used to wish an individual or group good luck while Rizzing up individuals. It expresses the speaker's wish that the power of Rizz works in the favor of the addressee.

Jeremy: Damn she looking fine as hell! You reckon I can finesse her number bro?

Mark: may the Rizz be with you

by DripSoup January 17, 2023

Me may beo

which means "your mom is fat"(can also use to scold someone)
Abbreviation is mmb

E me may beo.
Cam mom mmb

mmb

by TheSussyVietnamese February 7, 2023

Maybia (may-be-uh)

Extra floppy patch of skin around "the stitching" behind the balls near the gooch...better known as the male labia (thus the name maybia, also spelled mabia)

Gosh i was just trying to manscape for the party tonight...but i nicked my Maybia (may-be-uh) and got blood all over my new ed hardy jeans

by the_nantista December 9, 2010