Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.

Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!

by MingerSquare December 2, 2017

miked

When somebody joins your conversation without your permission.

I was talking to my friend when I got miked.

by kstanton17 October 1, 2016

MIKE

Being a really fucking ugly dude with a bad personality that still gets to pull hella girls for whatever reason...Just a horny ass kid

Clara: Dikka he’s such a mike!
Dio: Yeah dude that’s fucking embarrassing!

by DIOMADNESS December 14, 2021

Mike

Has no friends is gay af and always wears a cat shirt. Also gets fingered by his mom

Damn that kids is such a mike

by Fuididjd September 21, 2019

Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.

We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.

by Nazo-baka July 24, 2016

Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 7, 2022

Juicy mike

Broken back

I have a juicy mike

by Scootscootpipip May 18, 2018