People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
Get the Internet Marketermug. A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Get the Internet Inventorymug. by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
Get the Internet hotdogmug. by pls_help_me November 9, 2018
Get the internet explorermug. the internet is how idiots and fat asses talk and sometimes molest children/teens or used by parents to complain about things
by metalkixjr February 12, 2023
Get the internetmug. "The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Internet-Speedmug. a completely made up and and fake online quarrel that has no grounds in the real world and doesn’t actually exist
by sl4ywh4ty0uw4nn4sl4y August 31, 2022
Get the fake internet feudmug.