Ethan

Although he says he loves you he's a big fat fucking liar who doesn't know how to swim against the waves pulling him away, he'll consistently make you out to be the bad guy ladies run away from every ETHAN EVERY

Ethan is a fucking slut

by Dishonest_eyes July 25, 2025

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Ethan

A disgusting pedophile that is probably sympathetic to isis

Damn Ethan your a gross pedophile that is probably sympathetic to isis

by Googl haul April 1, 2025

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Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

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ethan musgrave

Cheeky little shit with a constant need to put down others to better himself

You’re as selfish as Ethan musgrave
You’re more of a wanker than Ethan musgrave!

by Big nob Johnny January 23, 2020

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Ethan Dolan

is a beautiful young man. chiseled jaw line, breathtaking chocolate eyes, dark shiny hair, has a perfect body. but most importantly he is also a soft gentleman who will treat you like a princess. he’ll never let go of you and love you unconditionally

“ethan dolan is really hot”
“sis there’s more to him than just that”

by nopeitsme November 25, 2019

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