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lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
Used in a sentence: “Give me that lap you lap daddy.” Also: “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”
by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022
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Daddy Howl

a dude who gets high almost every night and is a blue-haired liberal.
"Daddy Howl dmed me on discord, apparently he's high again."
by Glitchy Witchy January 17, 2022
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Daddy Keegan

A very sexy tall man, with rock hard abs and a big cock. The type of man every girl dreams of and wants to fuck.
Remi "Keegan you are a so sexy down to smash?"
Daddy Keegan "Thanks but I only smash men"
by Keegans Secret Crush May 20, 2022
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cat daddy

A man who loves going down on a woman, almost to the exclusion of penetrative sex.
Brenda: Girlllll, my man LOVES going down on me.

Elaine: Ohhhhh girl you got you a cat daddy!
by SistaButtaFliii May 29, 2022
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Daddy Omar

The pinnacle of human life
Anyone would want him but sadly he isn't sus wit h the homies
Me: Omar pls be mine!!
Daddy Omar: No!!
by OmarForLife June 1, 2022
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daddy plug

In a word, cock. Or dick. Or whatever nomenclature you want to use to describe your penis (especially when it’s combined with a mom socket).
“Look, I know we’ve been dating for a while, so would you grant me the privilege to consensually use my daddy plug on your mom socket?”
by RamCat Jackson December 6, 2021
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daddy cream

by comes December 7, 2021
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