Douche Giggle 

What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2

OMG I feel like such a DOUCHE GIGGLE

Douche Giggle by bl00m0nst3r January 17, 2009

Douche Square 

A not so common phrase used in place of douche bag.

"wow your a fucking douche square lothar, stop spawn killing"

Douche Square by Levitevitavarion February 26, 2009

douche bag  

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. often think that they are on good indoor soccer teams but in actuality the team sucks balls

Jake is a "douche bag ". BONESAW is champion and not for gays. which is why Jake is not on BONESAW.

douche bag by spiritofpre March 14, 2009

douche bag 

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag

look at that popped collar douche bag

douche bag by yoki karioake July 11, 2009

douche bag 

1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything

2.an object used for putang cleaning

1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.

douche bag by douche101 July 18, 2009

Douche Maggot 

Ones who feed off the inconsiderate Douches or Dbags. Usually a Douche Bags "sidekick".

Girl 1: That guy is a total Douche Bag!

Girl 2: Yeah but his friend is even worse! He is a total Douche Maggot!!

Douche Maggot by J. Banks November 14, 2009

douche bag 

an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.

my old room mate was such a douche bag. good thing he moved out

douche bag by everyday balloons January 13, 2010